Funny Joke of the Day

Missing Persons Report

A husband went to the police station to file a missing report

Husband : -I lost my wife, she went shopping hasn't come back yet.

Officer: -What is her height?

Husband : -Average, I guess.

Officer: -Slim or healthy?

Husband: -Not slim, but probably healthy.

Officer: -Color of eyes?

Husband : -Never noticed.

Officer : -Color of hair?

Husband : -Changes according to season.

Officer : -What was she wearing?

Husband : -Not sure, either a dress or a suit.

Officer : -Was she driving?

Husband : -Yes.

Officer : -Color of the car?

Husband : -Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door... and then the husband started crying...