Funny Joke of the Day

Vladimir Putin Practices Eulogy Speech

Vladimir Putin was practicing a eulogy speech for an assassinated Russian political opponent.

"(ahem) He was a dear patriot and credit to the Motherland, whom I personally adored as a friend and colleague. I vow, as leader of Russia, to find the culprits responsible for this vicious murder..."

Putin then stopped and turned to his aide. "Are you sure this strikes the right tone, Yuri? I mean, in terms of timing? I've been a bit preoccupied, so remind me, when was he killed?"

After a few moments consulting his iPad, the aide replies, "Next week, sir."