Yo Mamma's So Stupid 2...

Yo mamma's so stupid, if brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose.

Yo mamma's so stupid, if brains were gas she wouldn't have enough to power a flea-mobile around the inside of a Fruit Loop.

Yo mamma's so stupid, if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

Yo mamma's so stupid, if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you'd get change.

Yo mamma's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mamma's so stupid, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.

Yo mamma's so stupid, on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she asked for a price check at the dollar store.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she asked you "What is the number for 911".

Yo mamma's so stupid, she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.

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