Yo Mamma's So Stupid 1...

Yo mamma's so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

Yo mamma's so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said "Ah Levi's?"

Yo mamma's so stupid, at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she put Sagittarius.

Yo mamma's so stupid, her idea of safe sex is locking the car doors.

Yo mamma's so stupid, her shoes say TGIF- toes go in front.

Yo mamma's so stupid, I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod.

Yo mamma's so stupid, I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope, asked what she was doing, and she said sending a voice mail.

Yo mamma's so stupid, I taught her how to do the running man and I haven't seen her since.

Yo mamma's so stupid, I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it.

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