Yo Mamma's So Nasty 1...

Yo mamma's so nasty, a skunk smelled her and passed out.

Yo mamma's so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.

Yo mamma's so nasty, she gives sour milk.

Yo mamma's so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.

Yo mamma's so nasty, I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.

Yo mamma's so nasty, she bit the dog and gave it rabies.

Yo mamma's so nasty, she breeds crabs.

Yo mamma's so nasty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster.

Yo mamma's so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left.

Yo mamma's so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down.

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