Yo Mamma's So Hairy...

Yo mamma so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

Yo mamma so hairy she look like she got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Yo mamma so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

Yo mamma so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

Yo mamma so hairy, she has afros on her chest.

Yo mamma so hairy, she's a stunt double for Chewbacca in Star Wars.

Yo mamma so hairy, her breasts look like coconuts.

Yo mamma so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker.

Yo mamma so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds.

Yo mamma so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.

Yo mamma so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.

Yo mamma so hairy, if I shaved her legs, I could supply wigs for the entire Hair Club for Men.

Yo mamma so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

Yo mamma so hairy, when she goes to the circus the bearded lady protests against non-union workers.

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