Yo Mamma's So Big 2...

Yo mamma's so big, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling.

Yo mamma's so big, when I fingered her I lost a watch and two rings!

Yo mamma's so big, when she bent down to tie her shoes, her face got burnt from re-entry.

Yo mamma's so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide.

Yo mamma's so big, when she stands up the sun goes out.

Yo mamma's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway.

Yo mamma's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.

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