Yo Mamma's So Big 1...

Yo mamma's so big, her belly button's got an echo.

Yo mamma's so big, she can't wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back.

Yo mamma's so big, she rollerskates on busses.

Yo mamma's so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers.

Yo mamma's so big, she uses a jungle gym for a walker.

Yo mamma's so big, she uses bowling balls for earrings.

Yo mamma's so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip 'n Slide.

Yo mamma's so big, she whistles bass.

Yo mamma's so big, that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.

Yo mamma's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"

Yo mamma is so fat, she went into the ocean and the whales started singing "We are family... even though you are fatter than me."

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