Why Women Are So Bright

* We got off the Titanic first.

* We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses.

* Taxis stop for us.

* We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

* No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.

* We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

* If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

* We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear.

* We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

* We have the ability to dress ourselves.

* We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

* If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

* There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

* We'll never regret piercing our ears.

* We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

* We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because they aren't listening anyway.

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