Winter in Massachusetts

65 above zero:

Floridians turn on the heat.

People in Massachusetts plant gardens.

60 above zero:

Californians shiver uncontrollably.

People in Massachusetts sunbathe.

50 above zero:

Italian & English cars won't start.

People in Massachusetts drive with the windows down.

40 above zero:

Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats.

People in Massachusetts throw on a flannel shirt.

35 above zero:

New York landlords finally turn up the heat.

People in Massachusetts have the last cookout before it gets cold.

20 above zero:

People in Miami all die.

People in Massachusetts close the windows.

Zero:

Californians fly away to Mexico.

People in Massachusetts get out their winter coats.

10 below zero:

Hollywood disintegrates.

The Girl Scouts in Massachusetts are selling cookies door to door.

20 below zero:

Washington DC runs out of hot air.

People in Massachusetts let the dogs sleep indoors.

30 below zero:

Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.

Bostonians get upset because they can't start the snowmobile.

40 below zero:

ALL atomic motion stops.

People in Massachusetts start saying "Cold enough foh ya?"

50 below zero:

Hell freezes over.

Massachusetts public schools will open 2 hours late

Submitted by: Rob

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