Freezing Knock Knock Jokes

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Ice cream soda!

Ice cream soda who?

Ice cream soda whole world will know what a bad thing you did!

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Who's there?

Blue!

Blue who?

Blue your nose - the cold is making it run!

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Who's there?

Alaska!

Alaska who?

Alaska my Mom if I can come out and play in the snow.

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Who's there?

Grrr!

Grrr who?

Are you a polar bear or an owl?

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Who's there?

Snow!

Snow who?

Snow business like show business!

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Who's there?

Eddy!

Eddy who?

Eddy idea how I can cure this cold!

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Who's there?

Snow!

Snow who?

Snow skating today - the ice is too thin!

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Who's there?

Guitar!

Guitar who?

Guitar coats, it's cold outside!

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Who's there?

Ken!

Ken who?

Ken I stay home from school today? It's too cold to go outside!

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Who's there?

Ice!

Ice who?

Ice the guy who builds da boats, and I'ce the guy who sails 'em!

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Who's there?

Eskimo!

Eskimo who?

Eskimo questions - he'll tell you no lies!

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Who's there?

Shivery!

Shivery who?

Shivery disappeared with the Knights of the Round Table!

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Who's there?

Icicle!

Icicle who?

Icicle down to the newsstand and get me a newspaper, please.

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Who's there?

Mammoth!

Mammoth who?

Mammoth is sthuck 'cause I'th been eatin' peanuth buther!

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Who's there?

Icy!

Icy who?

Icy a big polar bear up ahead!

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Who's there?

Igloo!

Igloo who?

Igloo knew Suzie like I know Suzie...

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Who's there?

Emma!

Emma who?

Emma bit cold out here - let me in!

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Who's there?

Ice floe!

Ice floe who?

Ice floe-ting in the cold, cold water. HELP! Pull me OUT!

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Who's there?

Tobias!

Tobias who?

Tobias some nice cold ice cream, you need some money.

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Who's there?

Winter!

Winter who?

Winternips grow on the tundra, you know summer has arrived!

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Who's there?

Mandy!

Mandy who?

Mandy lifeboats - the ship has hit an iceberg!

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Aurora!

Aurora who?

Aurora's just come from a big polar bear!

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Who's there?

Avery!

Avery who?

Avery time I come to your igloo we go through this!

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Effie!

Effie who?

Effie'd known you were coming he'd have made some bannock!

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Howard!

Howard who?

Howard you like to stand out in the cold while some idiot keeps asking "Who's there?"

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Snowy!

Snowy who?

Snowy in the word "snow" - just an "s" and an "n" and an "o" and a "w".

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Who's there?

Freeze!

Freeze who?

Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Freeze a jolly good fellow!

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Who's there?

Icicles!

Icicles who?

Icicles flying by the sea shore - their wings are flapping up and down!

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Who's there?

Frostbite!

Frostbite who?

Frostbite yer food, then chew it!

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Who's there?

Arctic!

Arctic who?

Arctics gonna bite me if they get in my long-johns?

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Who's there?

Sleet!

Sleet who?

Sleet, I'm starving!

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Ice cream!

Ice cream who?

Ice cream if you throw me in the cold, cold water!

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Who's there?

Churchill!

Churchill who?

Churchill be the best place for a wedding !

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Cameron!

Cameron who?

Cameron film are all you need to take pictures of the northern lights!

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