A general wants to reserve a jeep from the motor pool. His assistant is out so he makes the call himself.
"Hello, yes, I'd like to reserve a jeep for General Franklin"
"Well it better be a big jeep if fatass Franklin wants to go for a ride in it."
The General is furious over the insult.
"SON! DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE ADDRESSING?"
"No" replies the motor pool attendant
"THIS IS GENERAL FRANKLIN!"
"Well General, do you know who you are addressing?"
"NO! WHO?" the general screams.
"Bye fatass..." and the soldier hangs up the phone.
Submitted by: Rob