Road Trip

A man and his wife were driving from New York to California. Along the way the wife would find every little thing wrong with her husband's driving.

"You're driving too fast."

"You missed that exit."

"You're tailgating."

This went on throughout the trip. As their car crossed the border into Colorado, a cop flashed his lights and the man pulled over. The cop walks up to the driver's side and the man rolls down his window.

"Hey, Buddy, didn't you notice your wife fell out of the car about a quarter-mile back?"

The man said to the cop: "Thank God, I thought I went deaf."

Submitted by: Rob

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