There is this lady who lives near a train station , every time the train passes her closet breaks, so she calls a man to fix it.
The man comes over asks her what the problem is and tells her he's going to wait in the closet till the train comes and see why the closet breaks.
After 15 minutes the lady's husband comes home , and goes straight to the closet. He sees the man, grabs him by the throat and asks him, "What are you doing here?"
To which the man replies "Would you believe me if I told you I was here waiting for the train?"
Submitted by: Rob