George Bush, Tony Blair and Vladimir Putin all die at about the same time and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it's for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia, and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished, the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next, Tony Blair calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When he was finished, the devil informs him that the call cost 6 million dollars, so Blair writes him a check.
Finally, George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he was finished, the devil informed him that there would be no charge for the call and to feel free to call the USA anytime. When Putin hears this. he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA free.
The devil replied, "Since Obama became president of the USA, the country has gone to hell, so naturally it's a local call."
Submitted by: Rob