Clinton Shorts

Asked about his views on euthanasia, Clinton replied, "Youth in Asia are just like kids everywhere else."

When Clinton was asked what he thought about foreign affairs, he replied, "I don't know. I never had one."

Clinton's mother prayed fervently that Bill would grow up and be president. So far, half of her prayer has been answered.

The American Indians have nicknamed Bill Clinton as "Walking Eagle" because he is so full of shit that he can't fly.

Clinton is doing the work of 3 men: Larry, Curly, and Moe!

President Clinton confounded critics when his job approval rating went up to 69%. "It's no secret why most Americans love him. He's the only person on TV who's not talking about Monica Lewinsky."

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