Geek's Thanksgiving

1. Be thankful you haven't been spammed!

2. Be thankful your computer isn't down!

3. Be thankful your favourite forum isn't down!

4. Be thankful you don't have The Good Times virus!

5. Be thankful your server isn't down!

6. Be thankful for a vast selection of Web sites to browse!

7. Be thankful no one knows who you really are!

8. Be thankful someone sent you a cyber sundae, and you didn't gain a pound!

9. Be thankful your 28 year old cyber-friend really isn't 72!

10. Be thankful for a fast Internet connection!

11. Be thankful no one sent you a cyber voodoo doll!

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