One night, Paddy was walking home from the pub when, all of a sudden, a thief jumped on him. Paddy and the thief began to wrestle. They rolled about on the ground and Paddy put up a tremendous fight. However, the thief managed to get the better of him and pinned him to the ground.
The thief then went through Paddy's pockets and searched him. All the thief could find on Paddy was 25 cents.
The thief was so surprised at this that he asked Paddy why he had bothered to fight so hard for 25 cents.
"Was that all you wanted?" Paddy replied, "I thought you were after the five hundred dollars I've got in me shoe!"
Submitted by: Rob