Twice a year, we change the clocks for daylight-savings time. And twice a year, my normally punctual assistant arrives late to work the Monday after we do so.
I finally had to find out why. "Do you have a problem remembering to spring forward or fall back?" I asked.
"Oh, no," she said, pouring herself a cup of coffee.
"What gets to me is staying up until 2 a.m. to change my clock."
Submitted by: Rob