Wedding Anniversary Sex

A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yelled, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.'"

"Yeah," she replied, "when you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"

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