A woman is in bed with her lover, who also happens to be her husband's best friend. They make love for hours. Afterwards, they're just lying there, each savoring the greatness of the other. The telephone rings and, because it is the woman's house, she reaches over and picks up the receiver.
Her lover looks over at her and listens, only hearing her side of the conversation .. She is speaking in a cheery voice, "Hello? Oh, hi. So glad you called. Really? That's wonderful. I'm so happy for you. Sounds terrific. Great. Thanks and y'all have a good time. Okay? See ya when you get back in a couple of days. Love you, bye."
She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, "Who was that?"?
She replies, "That was my husband telling me what a wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you."