How Drunk Were You

Three guys were discussing how drunk they got the night before.

The first one says "I was so drunk, I blew chunks all night!"

The second one says, "I was so drunk I passed out in an alley!"

The third one says "That's nothing, I got so drunk I brought home this dame I didn't even know and had sex with her. Then my wife walked in!"

The first guy says, "Uh…I don't think you two understood how drunk I was… Chunks is my dog."

Submitted by: Rob

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