Three guys were discussing how drunk they got the night before.
The first one says "I was so drunk, I blew chunks all night!"
The second one says, "I was so drunk I passed out in an alley!"
The third one says "That's nothing, I got so drunk I brought home this dame I didn't even know and had sex with her. Then my wife walked in!"
The first guy says, "Uh…I don't think you two understood how drunk I was… Chunks is my dog."
Submitted by: Rob