The Cat in the Hat on aging

I cannot see, I cannot pee.

I cannot chew, I cannot screw.

Oh, my God, what can I do?

My memory shrinks, my hearing stinks.

No sense of smell, I look like hell.

My mood is bad--can you tell?

My body's drooping, have trouble pooping.

The golden years have come at last.

The golden years can kiss my ass!

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