Welcome to the retirement jokes section of the Jokes About site. Below, you will find an assortment of jokes about retirement for your friends, family and co-workers. They have been specially selected from the funniest jokes on the Internet and are pretty clean. If you have anything funny to contribute, please do so via the Submit Joke link above. Visitors like you are making this a bigger and better site all the time. Sit back, relax, click and laugh away!