Two Jewish friends pass a Catholic Church on which a large poster addresses non-Catholics: "Come to us, accept Catholicism, and you instantly get $30,000 in cash!"
While walking away, the two friends become engaged in a debate about whether the offer is meant seriously.
A week later the two friends meet again in front of the same church, and one of them confides to the other: "I still wonder if that offer is serious."
The other replies condescendingly: "Ah you Jews, all you think about is money!"
Submitted by: Rob