Three Men Go Fishing

Three guys go fishing. In the front of the boat is a cooler full of beer.

The first guy stands up and says, "I'm a Muslim and we believe that God does not want us to drink alcohol. We also believe that God is watching us all the time. Since God is watching me right now, I will not drink any beer." And he sits back down.

The second guy stands up and says, "I am a Jew. We believe that God created alcohol for us to enjoy. We also believe that God is always watching us. So I will drink a beer to show God how much I appreciate his creation." He gets a beer out of the cooler and sits back down.

The third guy sits there for a bit. Then suddenly he jumps up, pushes the other two guys out of the boat and chugs two beers at lightning speed. The other two climb back into the boat sputtering and dripping wet and ask, "What was that?!?!?!"

The third guy says, "I am a Southern Baptist. We believe that God does not want us to drink alcohol. We also believe that God is only watching us when other people are around."

Submitted by: Rob

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