A Daoist monk, a Father, and a Priest talking about how to cleanse their temples that have been overridden with squirrels. the monk says "Well, I decided that it is Gods will for the squirrels to be there so I left them alone".
The Father says "I spread fox urine around which worked for a week, but the squirrels wised up so they came back".
The Priest exclaimed "I got rid of them! I caught each one, then baptized them so they only come back on Christmas and Easter!"
Submitted by: Rob