You Might Be a 90's Hi-Tech Redneck If

Your e-mail address ends in ".over.yonder.com".

You connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page."

The bumper sticker on your truck says "My other computer is a laptop."

Your laptop has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith and Wesson."

You've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular phone.

Your baseball cap reads "DEC" instead of "CAT".

Your computer is worth more than all your cars combined.

Your wife said either she or the computer had to go, and you still don't miss her.

You've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your coke on.

You ever refer to your computer as Ole Bessy.

Your screen saver is a bi'ap image of your favorite truck, tractor, or farm animal.

You start all your e-mails with the words Howdy y'all.

You would rather swap your old wife for a new pig then swap your old PC for a new Mac.

You consider your teeth to be scuzzy devices (SCSI).

Your Caller ID has Betty Sue, Jim Joe Bob, or Sally May stored in it's memory.

You have Call Forwarding to the barn.

Token-ring refers to either your computer network or your wife's wedding ring.

You have any of the following links in your down home page: The 4X4 WEB PAGE, NRA.org (National Rifle Association), or Home Page Farm Journal Today.

You're computer's error message says "Ya'll Recon (Yep/Nope)."

You start every conversation on the cell phone in your truck with "breaker one nine."

Your family tree looks like a thin ethernet network.

A 14.4k modem is too slow, but a third grade class is too fast.

You compare learning to wrestling a greased pig.

You buy a new 50" big screen TV just so the fish you caught and video taped look bigger.

Internet dating is your ONLY hope.

You have four or more antennas on your truck.

You're wife uses a microwave to do her hair.

Your computer mouse can carry the plague.

You use the CD drive as a cup holder for your beer.

Your pager has more memory than your whole family put together.

Your family has ever had a feud over which internet provider to use.

You have created a computer virus just by breathing on the monitor.

You use the term fishing or hunting instead of surfing the web.

You have more phone lines than you have teeth.

SimFarm is your favourite computer game.

You had to move at least one old tire to make room for the new 18" digital satellite dish on the roof of your house.

You have to milk a cow to make Cafe Latte.

You can't get your web browser to work. Your son then tells you to use PPP, and you urinate on the computer three times.

You have to milk a cow to make Cafe Latte.

You can't get your web browser to work. Your son then tells you to use PPP, and you urinate on the computer three times.

Submitted by: Rob

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