Short Redneck Jokes

Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?

She can't touch it till she's fourteen.

What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a redneck?

The good ol' boy raises livestock. The redneck gets emotionally involved.

What's the most popular pick up line in West Virginia?

Nice tooth!

How do you know when your staying in a West Virginia hotel?

When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink" and the person at the front desk says "go ahead."

How can you tell if a redneck is married?

There is tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck.

What is a Redneck's defence in court?

"Honest your Honor, I was just helping the sheep over the fence."

What do they call "Hee Haw" in Arkansas?

A documentary.

What do they call it in West Virginia?

"Life Styles of the Rich and Famous."

How many rednecks does it take eat a 'possum?

Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars.

Why did God invent armadillos?

So that rednecks can have 'possum on the half-shell.

Submitted by: Rob

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