An Alabama couple, both certified rednecks, had nine children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband 'fixed.'
The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision do this. Why after nine children.
The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one out of every ten children being born in the United States was Mexican, and they didn't want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.