Meat on the Ceiling

A man walks into a bar. He notices some pieces of meat hanging down from the ceiling. He goes up to the bartender and asks "What's with the meat on the ceiling?"

Bartender: "It's a challenge. If you can jump up and touch one, you get free beer for a night."

Man: "Nah, pass".

Bartender: "What? Why not?"

Man: "The steaks are too high"

Submitted by: Rob

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