A priest visits an elderly woman of his congregation. As he sits on the couch he notices a large bowl of peanuts on the coffee table.
"Mind if I have a few" he asks.
"Not at all," the woman replied.
They chat for an hour and as the priest starts to leave, he realizes that instead of eating just a few peanuts, he emptied most of the bowl. "I'm totally sorry for eating all your peanuts, I really meant to eat a few. Please let me purchase you some more."
"Oh that's all right" the woman says. "Ever since I lost my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off them."
Submitted by: Rob