Drunk Confession

A drunken man staggers into a Catholic church and sits down in a confessional booth and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.

Finally,the drunk replies:"No use knockin' mate, there's no paper in this one either."

Submitted by: Rob

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