St. Peter was at the Pearly Gates checking up on the people waiting to enter Heaven.
He asked the next one in line, "So, who are you, and what did you do on Earth?"
The fellow said, "I'm Barack Obama and I was the first black to be elected president of the United States ."
St. Peter said, "The U.S.? A black President? You gotta be kidding me! When did this happen?"
Obama said, "Bout twenty minutes ago."