God Speaks to Leader of Nations

God gathered all of the leaders of all nations on Earth to tell them that the world is going to end in a week, and that they must inform their countrymen and women. Shocked, the leaders return home wondering how to best break the news. The next day, they all hold press conferences.

Barack Obama: "I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that God exists, but the bad news is that the world will end in less than a week."

Robert Mugabe: "I have only bad news. God exists and the world will end in less than a week."

Kim Jong-Un: "I have great news! I am on a first name basis with God, and He told me I would rule until the end of the world!"

Submitted by: Rob

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