Assistants Evaluation Memo

- Judy Smith, my assistant, can always be found

- hard at work in her station. Judy works independently, without

- wasting hospital time talking to colleagues. - - Judy never

thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and she always

- finishes given assignments on time. Often, Judy takes extended

- measures to complete her work, sometimes skipping coffee

- breaks. Judy is an individual who has absolutely no

- vanity in spite of her high accomplishments and profound

- knowledge in her field. I firmly believe that Judy can be

- classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be

- dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Judy be

- promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be

- executed as soon as possible.

Regards - Charge Nurse

Shortly thereafter, the HR department received the following memo from the Charge Nurse:

Sorry, but that idiot (Judy) was reading over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd numbered lines for my true assessment of her...

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