15 Resolutions You Won't Keep

I will not buy magazines with AOL disks bound in just to get another 1.44MB disk.

I will stop sending e-mail to my roommate.

I resolve to work with neglected children...my own.

I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm I answer my e-mail.

When I subscribe to a newsgroup or mailing list, I will read all the mail I get from it.

I will stay on the computer as long as I want. What? Okay, dear... I'm coming. Never mind.

No more downloads from alt.binaries.*

I resolve to back up my new 9GB hard drive daily...well, once a week...monthly, perhaps...

I won't try to get onto the Netscape ftp site as soon as a new Navigator beta comes out.

I will try to figure out why I *really* need 7 e-mail addresses.

When I hear "Where do you want to go today?" I won't reply "MS Tech Support."

I will read the manual.

I will spend only one hour on the Net a day.

I will think of a password other than "password."

I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning.

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