Boyfriend gets busted

Boyfriend phones up Girlfriend saying, Hi love how are you?

Girlfriend says, I'm fine thanks how are you?

BF says, I'm fine thanks.

GF says, Where are you?

BF says, I nice and tucked up in bed.

GF says, No you're not.

BF says, Ohhhh how do you know?

GF says, Because I'm standing right behind you in a club.

Busted!

Submitted by: Edd

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