After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Cleveland to sayhello to his friends. Giovanni said, "Hey Luigi, how wasa da treepa?"
Luigi said, "Everytinga wasa perfecto except for da traina ride down."
"Whata you mean, Luigi?" asked Giovanni.
"Well, we boarda da train at Grana Central Station. My beautiful bride, Virginia, she pack a biga basket a food. She broughta vino,some nice cigars for me, and we were looking a forward to da trip.Everytinga wasa Okey Dokey until we getta lil' bit hungry and openup a da luncha basket. The conductore come a by, waga hisa finger at us anda say, 'no eata in disa car. Musta use a dining car.' "
"So, me and my beautiful bride Virginia, we go to dining car, eata biga luncha and start to open a bottle of nice a vino! Conductore walka by again, waga hisa finger and say, 'No drinka in diisa car. Musta use a cluba car.
"So, we go to club car. While drinkina vino, I start to lighta my biga cigar. The conductore, he waga his finger again and say, 'No smokina disa car Musta go to smokina car.' "We go to smokina car and I smoke a my biga cigar."
"Then my beautiful bride Virginia and I, we go to sleeper car anda go to bed.We just about to go boomada boomada and the conductore, hewalka through da hall shoutin' at da top of hisa voice, Nofolka Virginia! Nofolka Virginia!'"
"Next time, I'ma gonna take a da bus!"