A man was on his death bed. His wife was stroking his hand lovingly and speaking gentle words to him for the last time.
"I gotta tell you something honey,” said the man very weakly.
"No sweetie, it's all right, relax,” replied his wife.
The man took a deep breath and said, "I have to say that I cheated on you with your sister, your mother and your aunt!!"
The wife cooed, "Shhhh, I know, just relax and let the poison do its job."
Submitted by: Rob