Little Johnny's Frog

Little Johnny was in school one day, and the teacher asked him to come to the front and tell the class what he had done that weekend, hoping that it would be a nice clean story.

"Well miss, me and my mate-"

The teacher interrupted him, "My mate and I, Johnny."

Johnny continued, "My mate and I grabbed a frog from the stream and shoved a firecracker up his arse th-"

Feeling a bit flustered and trying to inject bit of professionalism into the situation she interrupts him and stammers "Rectum, Johnny!"

"Wrecked 'im miss? We blew his fucking balls off!"

Submitted by: Rob

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