Little Johnny Wants to be a Minister

Following church on Sunday morning, Little Johnny announces to his mother, "Mommy, I've decided that I'm going to be a minister when I grow up!"

"That's fantastic, Johnny," she says, "but what made you decide to become a minister?"

"Well," Little Johnny replies, "I'm forced to go to church every Sunday anyway... so I figured it might be more fun to stand up and shout than to sit down and listen."

Submitted by: Rob

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