A kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class. On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella. The teacher told her class to color the duck in yellow and the umbrella green, however, Little Johnny, the class rebel, colored the duck in a bright fire truck red.
After seeing this, the teacher asked him: "Johnny, how many times have you see a red duck?"
Little Johnny replied, "The same number of times I've seen a duck holding an umbrella."