One evening at supper, Little Johnny mentions to his mother, "Mommy, when I was on the bus this morning, Daddy asked me to give up my seat to a lady standing nearby."
His mom is overjoyed and says, "Son, you did the right thing. I'm very proud of you!"
Hesitantly, Little Johnny responds, "But Mommy, I was sitting on Daddy's lap at the time."
Submitted by: Rob