Three Men in Hell

One day in hell the devil gets bored, so he decides to try something new. He takes three men who just arrived, and tells them "I'm going to lock you three in separate rooms for 10000 years, you all get to choose one thing to have an unlimited amount of in your room. So what will it be?"

A little puzzled the first man steps forward and says "I want to be locked away with the best and most beautiful women."

The devil nods his head and sends him to his new room.

The second man steps forward and says "I want to be locked away with the best gourmet food".

The devil nods his head and sends him to his new room.

The last man steps forward and says "I want to be locked away with the best marijuana money can buy" The devil nods and sends him to his new room.

5000 years go by and the devil being busy had forgotten about his three experiments so he decides to check in on them. He goes to the first man's room opens the door and sees the man sitting on the floor exhausted with babies everywhere and the women yelling at him.

He smiles and continues to the second man's room, he opens the door and sees a bulbous man laying on the floor still stuffing his face with feces everywhere.

He chuckles a bit and heads to the third man's room, he walks over opens the door and as soon he does he hears the man cry out "Hey man! You got a lighter?"

Submitted by: Rob

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