Short Groundhog Day Jokes

Q: What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a puppy?

A: Ground-dog Day!

Q: What happened when the groundhog met the dogcatcher?

A: He became a pound hog!

Q: What happens if the ground log sees its shadow?

A: We'll have six more weeks of splinters!

Q: Why was the groundhog depressed about his den?

A: He was having a bad lair day!

Q: What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a Christmas drink?

A: Ground Nog Day!

Q: What's green, has four legs, and jumps out of its hole on February 2?

A: The ground frog!

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