An old man was playing with his tiny granddaughter. The little girl said to him, "Grandpa, I want you to be a cat!"
The old man, trying to be funny says to her, "Woof!"
The little girl says, "No grandpa! Ok fine be a dog."
And the grandpa, still trying to be funny, says, "Oink oink oink!"
"No grandpa!" says the girl. "OK fine, be a pig."
And the old man says "Rooaarr!"
"Nooo grandpa!!!" cries the little girl. "Do it right this time. Ok be a lion."
The old man can see that the little girl is starting to get upset, so he says again, "Roooaaarr!"
"You're a good lion" says the little girl. "I think that when you come back in your next life you're going to be a lion."
The old man is a little surprised by this. He says to the girl, "My next life? But I don't believe in reincarnation." The little girl says, "That's okay. I didn't believe in reincarnation either when I was your age."
Submitted by: Rob