Harry is driving down the New York’s highway, when he spots his friend David standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that David is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.
Harry gets out of the car, walks all the way out to David and asks him, "Excuse me, what are you doing?"
David replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize."
"How?" asks Harry, puzzled.
"Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are outstanding in their field."
Submitted by: Rob