Young Cowboy

A couple were divorcing and went to court for a custody hearing. The judge told the small son that custody would be to his mother.

The boy cried "No way she beats me."

The judge then said ok we will let your dad have you.

"No way," the boy screamed, "he beats me too."

The judge said well then we will give you to the Dallas Cowboys, they don't beat anybody.

Submitted by: Gary

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