Gets lost on the way to your anus, and turns back and comes out your throat (a.k.a. burp)
"My farts don't stink", or "Girls don't fart".
A true work of art. Major points from the judges for smell, color, texture, and longevity.
Louder than bombs, with flames shooting out your ass.
After consuming large amounts of beer, your body turns into a still, and the fermentation process continues.
You need to fart, but you suffer from a mental block.
Comes from an ass and honks.
The ones you lay in your sleep that don't make a sound and don't smell.
HOME ALONE FART
The loud, smelly ones you lay in the comfort of your own home.
Stuck inside you all day, then makes its escape as soon as you get home from work.
NOT ME FART
Releasing the hounds in public, and blaming it on someone else.
Very ripe and pungent, comes without warning, and makes your hemorrhoids flap.
You bend over to tie your shoe laces and Oops!
Your farts can also be used as gas.
A real blow-out.
When someone else releases a NOT ME FART.