Short Fart Jokes

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A Fart. It goes through your pants and doesn't even leave a hole.

A skeleton was trying to fart in a crowded place.

But in the end it couldn't 'cos it had no guts.

What's the definition of bravery?

A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!

What happened to the blind skunk?

He fell in love with a fart.

What do you get if you eat beans and onions?

Tear Gas.

Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?

What do you call a fart?

A turd honking for the right of way.

What did the maxi-pad say to the fart?

You are the wind beneath my wings.

What do you call "fart" in German?


Your ass is so tight:

You fart and only dogs can hear it.

What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public?

A private tutor!

Laugh and the world laughs with you; fart and they'll stop laughing.

Confucius say:

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

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